Rizky, "Special Massaeur"'

BY : AZHARIZAL FAJAR 

hooahm, i woke up early in that day, yes it was saturday, and i must brought my motorcycle to garage, i want to service it, because my parents yelling at me that day (-____-"). ah i forgot, this "acciddent" happen on ramadhan's month ya know, so with a "half-pace" face i brought my motorcycle to this garage 

 

 yap, honda motor service, i told you, this garage actually not pretty big, but i think they have a good promotion for ramadhan month, yes free washing motorcycle for 1 service, pretty interesting huh? i gonna try this promo. while i wait my motorcycle being serviced, suddenly there was a man with a green cloth trying have a conversation with me, at the first we talked about the technology of motorcycle, honestly, he has pretty good knowledges about motorcycle, but suddenly he's changing our topics to uniquely conversation and funny to tell to you others.

mr.x : soo, you're in colleges right?

me : yeah

mr.x : honestly, many colleges came to me, try my service

me : service? what service?

mr. x : this, (he's give some paper to me)

 

 me : ooh, so you are massager (pemijat in indonesian)

mr.x : yap, but i'm not a regular massager, i'm have speciality in "vital" organs.

me : what thee? (suprise, and feels uncomfortable)

mr.x : wanna try my service? (getting hype somehow)

me : no thanks, i have my own massager, sir

suddenly, he's stand up and going somewhere, and about 10 minutes, i changed my chair position, but somehow, he's came again and sit beside me again (pfffffft !)

mr.x : hello again, my costumer just called me hehehe

me : oh (not interested)
mr.x : so, wanna try my service? for you, i give you 50% discount ! (he's touching my knees with softly....what the hell !)
me : no thanks sir (damn, he's a GAY !!!)
mr x : come on (still touch my knees, damn !)
me : no thanks, not interested sir (damn it damn it damn)
mr.x : hmm, you have pretty good knees, you know (so? you're NOT my girlfriend or my mother you know )
me : thanks, but no thanks (why why this happen to me?)
mr.x : okay, so how many you're canceled your fasting?
me : 0, never breaking my fasting sir
mr.x : i've got 7 hahaha (ckckck, actually i dont surprise, you're pervert you know) (-___-")
me : ........................(speechless)
mr.x : hehehehe (scary somehow)

alhamdulillah, his motorcycle finished earlier than me, so our conversation was stopped right here (alhamdulillah, yes yes yes !) so, i'll took his picture, for some memorable moments.

that's it, my funny moments happen to me, hope you enjoy, and see you next week !